Punch First, Keep Punching
How many Jinx blogs are there? Let’s count!

lunari-survivor:

noonediescreamingwithoutme:

askascholarandgentleman:

(And here to help me is the Sultan of Sorting, the Naturale de Numbers…

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…the mother-fire-trucking Count himself!) 

One! One Jinx blog, ah, ah, ah!

Two! Two Jinx blogs, ah, ah, ah!

Three! Three beautiful Jinx blogs, ah, ah, ah!

Four! Four Jinx blogs, ah, ah, ah!

Five! Five Jinx blogs that blow things up, ah, ah, ah!

Six! Six blogs of this Jinx, ah, ah, ah!

Seven! Seven Jinx blogs, ah, ah, ah!

Eight! Eight blogs of Jinx, ah, ah, ah!

Nine! Nine Jinx blogs, ah, ah, ah!

Ten! Ten Jinx blogs so far, ah, ah, ah!

Eleven! Eleven Jinx-filled blogs, ah, ah, ah!

Holy flibber-dee-lol, everyone! Eleven Jinx blogs found in only five minutes, ah, ah, ah!”

(Absolutely astounding, really, and there’s even more of them popping up (as a natural occurrence of this site)! 

I’ll just leave this mass-promote post here for others to peruse, then, shall I? 

Have fun, and do spread the love by reblogging!) 

[[Oh wow, we’re growing. 11 O.O And mine pops up first *bushes*]

//You forgot one. There’s actually twelve!

That’s almost one for each Vi.

Fits well enough.

It wouldn’t be fair if only one of us got to have the personal pleasure of busting her face in

choristersummoner-rp:

ask-vi-the-enforcer:

choristersummoner-rp:

Hold on, to me as we go
As we roll down, this unfamiliar road
And though this wave is stringing us along
Just know you’re not alone
'Cause I'm going to make this place your home

Is it karaoke night?

I’m up for karaoke night.

As long as there is alcohol involved

I’d love a karaoke night. And I have plenty of whiskey to share.

Wait… Is this a bachelorette party now.

I can drug Caitlyn.

I can put her in the sexy cop outfit she doesn’t think I know about.

Yes. Yes This is good

choristersummoner-rp:

Hold on, to me as we go
As we roll down, this unfamiliar road
And though this wave is stringing us along
Just know you’re not alone
'Cause I'm going to make this place your home

Is it karaoke night?

I’m up for karaoke night.

As long as there is alcohol involved

DIRTY, USELESS, MESSY PIECE OF TRASH. ~Caitlyn.
Anonymous

asksassyjinx:

ask-vi-the-enforcer:

asksassyjinx:

Wow! Did the hat help you count to six?

What an absolutely astonishing revelation.

Perhaps insulting Caitlyn’s hat has granted you miraculous detective powers.

We can only hope you use your newfound genius for the right reasons, can’t we know you pig-tailed guttersucker?

At least my detective powers are better than yours, fat hands. 

And there’s no tail sticking out of my ass, but you should probably check your rear. 

You are what you eat, after all. ;)

No tail out of your ass? Why, I wouldn’t know. But I’m sure your remarkable detective powers would have found it.

If that is true, I guess it explains why you’re a little pile of shit

DIRTY, USELESS, MESSY PIECE OF TRASH. ~Caitlyn.
Anonymous

asksassyjinx:

ask-vi-the-enforcer:

asksassyjinx:

caitlynthesheriffofpiltover:

asksassyjinx:

Wow! Did the hat help you count to six?

Don’t you dare make fun of the hat. Nobody makes fun of the hat. Except for Vi. And Jayce. And Ezreal. And ocasionally Heimerdinger. And pretty much the entirety of the Piltover Patrol.

Well.

I just made fun of the goddamn hat.

Whatcha gonna do, hat lady?

You gotta lot of balls.

If you weren’t a psychopath I might even take my hat off to you

You don’t wear a hat.

Or did you steal Caitlyn’s?

Stealing is illegal, you know.

What an absolutely astonishing revelation.

Perhaps insulting Caitlyn’s hat has granted you miraculous detective powers.

We can only hope you use your newfound genius for the right reasons, can’t we know you pig-tailed guttersucker?

DIRTY, USELESS, MESSY PIECE OF TRASH. ~Caitlyn.
Anonymous

asksassyjinx:

caitlynthesheriffofpiltover:

asksassyjinx:

Wow! Did the hat help you count to six?

Don’t you dare make fun of the hat. Nobody makes fun of the hat. Except for Vi. And Jayce. And Ezreal. And ocasionally Heimerdinger. And pretty much the entirety of the Piltover Patrol.

Well.

I just made fun of the goddamn hat.

Whatcha gonna do, hat lady?

You gotta lot of balls.

If you weren’t a psychopath I might even take my hat off to you

Waitwaitwait I thought you HATED that chick! Why are you suddenly so friendly with that bitch?
Anonymous

ask-maokai-the-treant:

jahrakal-the-troll-warlord:

askfacelessvoid:

I hate everyone.

Hey! That’s my fucking job!!

NO, THAT’S XERATH’S JOB

I FOR ONE ADVOCATE SELECTIVE HATRED.

LIKE HATING XERATH

I’m really beginning to see what people mean about you two.

At first I was mocking but I think I can dig it

I am only going to say this once, so listen very carefully

Or I will personally castrate you

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Xerath, remember. Friends don't let friends get into substance abuse alone. I'm taking you to a bar. At least it'll get you away from Thresh's slightly worse influences

ask-xerath:

"I WAS QUITE SAFE, I ASSURE YOU, I WOULD NOT BE LEAD ASTRAY SO EASILY. BUT… A BAR? I HAVE NOT BEEN IN A BAR SINCE. ERM. FOREVER."

They told me the Shurimans invented beer. You must have been really boring.

Good thing I’m here.

mylittlechimera:

nebulamagpie:

summonerzawnbu:

Suit Up by ~BeastQueen

THIS VIKTOR LOOKS HELLA BETTER THAN DEBONAIR FANCY PANTS JAYCE

IT’S BECAUSE ZAUN WILL ALWAYS BE BETTER THAN PILTOVER. ALWAYS.

Funny, I’d have expected it to be covered in soot.
I mean, there is a noticeable lack of acid burns and gas masks. Must be black magic.

mylittlechimera:

nebulamagpie:

summonerzawnbu:

Suit Up by ~BeastQueen

THIS VIKTOR LOOKS HELLA BETTER THAN DEBONAIR FANCY PANTS JAYCE

IT’S BECAUSE ZAUN WILL ALWAYS BE BETTER THAN PILTOVER. ALWAYS.

Funny, I’d have expected it to be covered in soot.

I mean, there is a noticeable lack of acid burns and gas masks. Must be black magic.